40 Hilarious Passive Aggressive Notes And Signs Found In Dorm Rooms

For many of us, life in the college dorm is the first experience we will have of living with anyone other than our family. Which means learning how to share space with people who were perhaps not raised the same way we were. It also means that your damn mother doesn’t live here, Kevin, so pick up your dirty clothes or I swear to God…

Sorry. Flashback to earlier trauma.

At any rate these wickedly funny pics of passive-aggressive sign-posting should lighten your day–or send you sliding into a spiral of impotent rage at memories of the horror of your first roomies.

 

#1 Don’t mess with people’s laundry

#2 Pompt pick-up, pease

#3 Yeah, but how would you feel if random people flicked your…off-switch up and down?

#4 Doubling down on the passive-aggressive notes

#5 Former flyers are allowed

#6 Luckily they’re in university to learn

#7 Every dorm has an Ashley

#8 You’re not the boss of me.

#9 Call and response

#10 What the hell is wrong with Little Bill?

#11 Couldn’t just fix it while you were up there?

#12 College is all about the friendships

#13 Well he’s not wrong

#14 Seems a bit drastic

#15 But not in the shower, we hope

#16 Engineering dorm

#17 Um, thanks for letting me know?

#18 Flow charts are effective visual aids

#19 Passive-aggressiveness Level: Mom

#20 Sometimes you’ve got to take matters into your own hands

#21 It’s a medical procedure then

#22 When English majors have too much time on their hands

#23 Passive-Aggressive Level: Dostoyevsky

#24 The dorm where the drummers live

#25 Steel underwear sounds uncomfortable

#26 The poopertrater will be defacuted at dawn

#27 But you still can’t masturbate in there!

#28 You have to help your neighbors adjust to dorm life

#29 The theater department is offering Porno Acting 101 this semester

#30 Dude. No.

#31 In other words, “Dear Gross Idiots”

#32 It pays to advertise

#33 Or maybe don’t set it to go off so loud?

#34 Jeffrey sounds like a great guy

#35 This is university. We use Times New Roman here, son.

#36 Life tips from Peter Griffin

#37 In case of fire, walk stiffly, slowly and calmly down the stairs

#38 Passive-Aggressive Notes 101

#39 Jessie’s ready to throw down over art

#40 Ooh, get an unguent for that burn.

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