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40 Hilarious Passive Aggressive Notes And Signs Found In Dorm Rooms

For many of us, life in the college dorm is the first experience we will have of living with anyone other than our family. Which means learning how to share space with people who were perhaps not raised the same way we were. It also means that your damn mother doesn’t live here, Kevin, so pick up your dirty clothes or I swear to God…

Sorry. Flashback to earlier trauma.

At any rate these wickedly funny pics of passive-aggressive sign-posting should lighten your day–or send you sliding into a spiral of impotent rage at memories of the horror of your first roomies.

 

#1 Don’t mess with people’s laundry

Revenge 102 is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#2 Pompt pick-up, pease

Printing is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#3 Yeah, but how would you feel if random people flicked your…off-switch up and down?

The Tenets Of Common Courtesy ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#4 Doubling down on the passive-aggressive notes

Sociology 105B: Microwave Stud... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#5 Former flyers are allowed

Advanced Hunting: Mr. Miyagi T... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#6 Luckily they’re in university to learn

English 101: Q Before U is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#7 Every dorm has an Ashley

Nursing 101: Checking on Naked... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#8 You’re not the boss of me.

The Fap Tax is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#9 Call and response

The Basics of Passive Aggressi is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#10 What the hell is wrong with Little Bill?

Intro to Creative Writing: Hor is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#11 Couldn’t just fix it while you were up there?

When a Joke Is More Important is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#12 College is all about the friendships

Pure Unbridled Brutality 101 is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#13 Well he’s not wrong

Drug Dealer Wanted Sign? is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#14 Seems a bit drastic

Intro to Housekeeping is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#15 But not in the shower, we hope

How Far Can YOU Go? is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#16 Engineering dorm

The Math Major Wing is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#17 Um, thanks for letting me know?

Ethics 102: Taking Responsibil is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#18 Flow charts are effective visual aids

Fundamentals of Logic 101 is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#19 Passive-aggressiveness Level: Mom

The Tenets of Barn Raising is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#20 Sometimes you’ve got to take matters into your own hands

It's a Trap! is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#21 It’s a medical procedure then

Advanced Health Techniques 102 is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#22 When English majors have too much time on their hands

Creative Writing 203: Intro to is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#23 Passive-Aggressive Level: Dostoyevsky

Intro to Passive Aggression is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#24 The dorm where the drummers live

I Always Hated It When Kids Wo is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#25 Steel underwear sounds uncomfortable

Advanced Creepery: Underwear B is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#26 The poopertrater will be defacuted at dawn

Ew That Means They Took Sample is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#27 But you still can’t masturbate in there!

This Obviously 2012 Joke is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#28 You have to help your neighbors adjust to dorm life

Lessons in Looking Out for Fel is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#29 The theater department is offering Porno Acting 101 this semester

Intermediate Acting Techniques is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#30 Dude. No.

SERIOUSLY? Maybe They Should H is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#31 In other words, “Dear Gross Idiots”

Being the Worst Person Alive 1 is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#32 It pays to advertise

Advanced Wizardry is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#33 Or maybe don’t set it to go off so loud?

Nautical Studies 101 is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#34 Jeffrey sounds like a great guy

Intro to Sticking It to Jeffre is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#35 This is university. We use Times New Roman here, son.

Settling Arguments 101: Knowin is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#36 Life tips from Peter Griffin

Advanced Dreaming Studies is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#37 In case of fire, walk stiffly, slowly and calmly down the stairs

Fire Safety Training is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#38 Passive-Aggressive Notes 101

Home Economics: Intro to Signm is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#39 Jessie’s ready to throw down over art

Art Appreciation Seminar is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list 56 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive College Dorm Room Signs

#40 Ooh, get an unguent for that burn.

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