While online shopping sober can be fun, letting a drunk person scroll through Ebay can be even more thrilling. While you don’t always remember what you bought, finding the terrifying t-shirts, house decorations, and artwork on your doorstep a week later will leave you questioning why you touched the bottle to begin with. Check out the photos below for photos of some great drunk purchases!
#1 Appreciate what tequila and Amazon.com can do
#2 The couch I barely remember ordering ended up working out for my cat
#3 I was drunk and told the Dominos guy to bring me McDonald’s in the special instructions section…
#4 Don’t do Ebay under the influence. Just don’t
#5 My mom got drunk and bought us a third dog
#6 I meant to buy my toad one hat, but bought 100 instead
#7 Sometimes drunk Amazon is a good idea
#8 I bought my dog… panda socks?
#9 Drunk online googly eyes
#10 My wife’s very proud of her purchase
#11 After a night of shopping I can’t remember, I now have a Jurassic Pug
#12 My cat now has a house
#13 Sober Me got a present from Drunk Me
#14 I added a ton of stuff to my Amazon wishlist while I was drunk one night, then my mom decided to order it all for Christmas
#15 I somehow found and bought 8lbs of cereal marshmallows last night
#16 Found this in the mail… ordered by me…
#17 “Hey man I got really drunk last night and bought a pig. Her name’s Carol. Wanna come over and meet her?”
#18 I ordered an eggplant vibrator…
#19 Dadbod beach towel – best purchase I’ve ever made
#20 My buddy got drunk one night and ordered a bunch of shirts with his face on them and gave them to all his friends. The Dave Shirt Movement began
#21 I ordered 11.5 pounds of cheese. For myself. By myself
#22 I got dead drunk at a friend’s birthday and found this in the mail three weeks later
#23 Apparently this is my drunk style
#24 My drunk shopping tendencies bought me this
#25 Welcome to my house of drunken choices
#26 How I bought these I don’t know
#27 My friend got wasted and bought a scorpion. I found this on her Snapchat
#28 This shirt screams “drunk”
#29 Yep. It’s a shirt
#30 I ordered just a single bag of tea from Japan
#31 These drunk t-shirts are gold
#32 I have no regrets
#33 Lightning kitty seems to appeal to my drunk senses
#34 Maybe my weirdest drunk Ebay purchase
#35 I need to stop drunk-ordering pizza
#36 Ever-present to remind me of my drunk gallavanting on Ebay
#37 A message to sober me from drunk me
#38 I bought a life-size cutout of Danny Devito?
#39 I present my new Ocarina, an ancient wind musical instrument
#40 Yep. I bought this. Drunk
#41 Probably my best drunk purchase in a while
#42 Merry Christmas sober me!
#43 I guess I need to start training
#44 My first venture into drunk Ebay was… interesting
#45 Drunk antique shopping is the name of the game
#46 I’m trying to understand why drunk me thought this would be a good idea
#47 I remember having a drunk conversation about Batman and this arrived
#48 Nick Cage for the win!
#49 My drunk self is attracted to strawberry shortcake merchandise, apparently.
#50 Trying to figure out why I now have 100 tiny handcuffs.