Typically, signs are here just for direction. They’re used to warn of a specific danger, herd the readers like cattle, or convince people to buy products. However, some signs, like the ones shown below, go a step further. Whether intentional or not, these signs are hilarious. Warnings about vigilante cats, free police car rides, and falling cows are just a few of the crazy signs we saw, in addition to reminders about the poop fairy and tapir pee.
1. Their friends won’t park in your driveway either
2. No drink is safe
3. Watch me
4. This would be great if it weren’t for the kids part
5. Really, guys, we mean it
6. Finally. An inclusive sign
7. We’ll even turn the sirens on for you
8. If you can’t leap 15 feet in the air this ain’t for you
9. Maybe you should just get out and walk
10. The owner doesn’t need it anymore
11. It’s not our fault
12. Fish nicotine patches kinda aren’t a thing
13. It really is in the fine print
14. Please don’t flush the sweater
15. Not dogs or cats. Cows
16. Not like I can arrest your or anything
17. Stupidity still needs a trash can
18. We only carry quesadillas
19. PLEASE for the sake of the poop fairy!
20. We know that guy and we hate him
21. Science supports my addiction
22. When all else fails, get to the Hampton!
23. Urine danger!
24. But it made you look!
25. Feed the brids
26. You can at least try
27. Sounds like a solid plan to me
28. Crossroads in Denmark just have a certain pizzaz
29. What a deal!
30. The feeling is mutual
31. Marathon motivation at its best
32. Honesty is the best policy?
33. They came out and said what we all were thinking
34. Handle with care
35. What’s today’s special?
36. Blanket term for the 1%
37.The airport anti-romance movement
38. They aren’t wrong
39. Just dump them in the bin
40. The creepy white van is parked out back