After years of working at the wrong place, leaving a terrible job can feel liberating. It’s a little bittersweet, though, because you’re leaving coworkers you’ve spent so much time loving, hating, or barely tolerating. If you’re so in favor that they actually throw you a party with a cake, you have no guarantee it will be a pleasant cake. With tidings such as “FU,” “you’re dead to me,” and “traitor,” the messages are sometimes better than the red velvet.
1. Jake’s Coworkers Went a Little Nerd Crazy
2. My Coworker Got a Job at Bing, So Only This Would Do
3. I Just Left Work At Vet Office
4. Sorry Not Sorry
5. What Did We Ever Do To You
6. Apparently Everyone At My Previous Job Is Heartbroken
7. This Cake Captures Our Office Sentiment
8. Stay on Target, Stay On Target
9. Feel Free To Take A Picture And Attach It To Your Resume
10. I’m The Notorious Office Grouch. This Was My Office’s Going Away Cake
11. I Got Laid Off And My Coworkers Gave Me The Perfect Cake
12. Who Are You Again?
13. We Didn’t Want You Anyway
14. Zombie Coworker Leaving The Graveyard
15. When You Hand Over Cake Design To The IT Department
16. A Co-Worker Was Leaving For China
17. Finally Free
18. My Husband Gave Me This Cake On my Last Day of Work
19. Gotham Doesn’t Need You
20. An Employee Left Us For a Job Taking Care of Monkeys In Africa, So This Seemed Appropriate
21. How My Friend Quit Her Job. Hope She Never Wants a Reference
22. Farewell, John
23. Is That Peanut Cluster
24. My Mother-In-Law Left Her Previous Job For a Better One. No Love Lost There
25. I Quit My Job And Received A Loving Going-Away Present
26. Have a Ballon
27. Until Then
28. We Don’t Care
29. Is That Supposed To be a Smiley Face
30. I Don’t Want Any of This Cake. At All
